Baseball caps to make America great again and snowglobes with real Trump tweets are just the start of the gifts on this list. Whether you or someone you know loves him or they aren’t quite a fan, here’s a list of some of the best Trump merchandise that can make gift-giving great again.
Top Gifts for People Who Love Trump
These are the gifts for people who love it when they wake up in the morning and Donald Trump is still the POTUS. The ones who will walk over hot coals to cast their vote for him and love nothing more than dominating dinner conversation with their tremendous list of ways he’s making America great again.
1 – Trump Novelty Socks
Now you can literally express your love for Trump from head to toe.
2 – Donald Trump Talking Figure (Uses Trump’s Own Voice)
This patriotic figurine is like having a Trump quoting machine. You’ll feel like the president is in the same room with you.
3 – Trumpy Bear with American Flag Cape
Cute and adorable, but it might start deporting your other stuffed animals.
4 – Donald Trump Gold-Plated Collectible Coin
This unofficial collectible coin might make your wallet great again.
5 – Trump Border Wall Construction Co. Shirt
This shirt is guaranteed to start a conversation. Or keep people away from you, depending on their political persuasion.
6 – Keep America Great Baseball Cap
Show ’em what team you really play for. Team ‘Murica.
7 – Trump/Pence 2020 Shirt
If you’re still not tired of winning, this is the shirt for you.
8 – The Trump Presidential Wall Game
The perfect game for the bad hombres in your life.
9 – Great Again: How To Fix Our Crippled America
No MAGA collection is complete without a comprehensive book about Trump and his agenda.
10 – Trump 2020 Bumper Sticker
Put it on your bumper to keep bad hombres from following you too closely.
11 – Trump Smiling Gift Wrapping Paper
Choose this wrapping paper to make your gifts tremendous. The best ever.
12 – Trump American Flag Gift Wrap
This is how you make gifts great again. With only the best paper.
13 – Donald Trump Fondant Cookie Cutter
Donald Trump once called North Korean leader Kim Jong-un “a pretty smart cookie.” Well, it takes one to know one.
Top Gifts for People Who Don’t Quite Love Trump
It might not seem like there’s much to celebrate while the tweets and the policies keep getting worse and worse. But nevertheless, we’ve put together this list of gifts for the person in your life who just isn’t a Trump fan at all, to put it nicely. Now they can express their displeasure with the performance of 45 without having to say a word.
14 – The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library by The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
Funny scary scary funny. Trump’s tweets will be a part of the National Archives. Now you can own a collection of them as well.
15 – Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House
Some people even buy it just because 45 didn’t want anyone to buy it.
16 – But First, Covfefe Mug
Wake up at the dawn’s early light and enjoy a cup of covfefe while you read the POTUS’s latest tweets.
17 – Donald Trump Hair to the Chief Troll Doll
A funny little troll to make you laugh, even in harsh political times. Just like the trolls of the sixties.
18 – Trump Tweets Toilet Paper
One purchaser pointed out that repeated use of these tweets may come with some side effects, to include reduction in vocabulary, paranoia, and in some cases, racism.
19 – Trump’s Last Day Countdown Timer
We all know someone who is watching the seconds go by. The date can be reset if 2020 doesn’t quite have a blue wave.
20 – Toilet Donald Trump Doll
Featured in Huffington Post’s 2017 Weird Gift Guide to make your Holidays Hilarious. Buy it with the Trump Toilet Paper. They seem like the perfect marriage.
21 – Trump Snowglobe with Original Global Warming Tweet
Inspired by his infamous Nov. 7, 2012 tweet: Where is global warming when you need it?
22 – Doggie Waste Bags
If you always knew they were full of it, now you can prove it.
23 – Impeachment Lip Balm
For when you’re ready to kiss 45’s presidency goodbye.
24 – Trump Baby Balloon Bottle Opener
This might possibly be the best bottle opener you ever use. Believe me.
Neutral Gifts that Work for Either Side
Sometimes you feel like he’s a nut. Sometimes you don’t. These Trump-related gift ideas are for the people in the middle who like to just sit back and watch the show.
25 – TRUMPisms 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar: The Boasts, Barbs, and Bizarre
The TRUMPisms 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar puts Donald Trump’s “very stable genius” on full display.
26 – Chia Pet Donald Trump Doll
The hair growth is tremendous. Yuge.
27 – You Are Fake News Coffee Mug
Keep it on your desk to use on annoying coworkers who spew false information.
28 – Fake News Button
Carry it with you wherever fake news lurks.
29 – Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don’t Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane
They could have a whole chapter on throwing paper towels.
30 – Donald Talking Pen
You’ve seen other humorous office gifts like the Hillary Nut Cracker. This pen says 8 different lines in Trump’s real voice.
31 – Donald Trump Success Eau De Toilette Spray
Some might smell the faint smell of like a board room full of money. Or bankruptcy.
32 – Yuge!: 30 Years of Doonesbury on Trump
“Doonesbury is one of the most overrated strips out there. Mediocre at best.”
–Donald Trump, 1989
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